Concern over "global warming" prompted Sheryl Crow to make the follwing statement:
"I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting." Yes, this woman is serious.
Hmmm. I propose a limitation be put on stupid statements being made by Hollywood types and leftists who preach idiocy but don't practice what they preach and who have absolutely no idea what they are talking about. I further propose we start a collection of corn cobs be sent to Ms. Crow. She'll need a lot of them. She requires three tractor trailers, four buses, and six cars for her touring company. Just like Al Gore, total hypocrisy from the left. I wonder how much toilet paper her entourage uses on an annual basis. This is problematic. If we ban light bulbs, as the left also suggests, how will we be able to work with just one sheet of toilet paper in the dark? We will need a new government agency to address this issue.
So typical. One set of rules and standards for the left, one for the rest of us. What does all this have to do with the Civil War? CW soldiers used corn cobs. Wisdom from the past. Which proves one of my theories for today's problems. Always look behind you for solutions.
Uh-oh, I just thought of something. Ms. Crow will need another tractor trailer to haul all those corn cobs. The additional fuel use will mean more "global warming" and, of course, with a tractor trailer loaded down with corn cobs, there is always the possibility of wiping out. Complicated issues my friends. I sure am glad we have intellectuals like Ms. Crow working on it, aren't you?