03 December 2012
Full Of Poop
My 4 year-old granddaughter was pretending the other day that she was a Doctor. I got to be the patient. I was sitting in a reclining chair. My granddaughter looked at me, folded her arms and asked:
"What wong wif u?"
I said, "Nothin', except this fat little belly of mine."
She put her hand on my stomach, frowned, looked seriously into my face and said,
"I fink u pwobwem is it's full of poop."
Laughing, I said, "Really?" She said,
"Yep, u need potty time. Go tell u Mom."
(My wife agreed with the diagnosis - I'm sure a few of my readers do as well.)