I was recently reading one of the "smart" (hosted by an academic) Civil War blogs and came across a comment made by an "educator" (God help us), which suggested that unless you're "college educated" you can't be very smart or "intellectual." The commenter is a classic elitist buffoon, but his view is fairly widespread among the self-assured (though often unaccomplished), "educated" among us. So, for that *idiot, as well as others who assume someone who is "college educated" is also intelligent, wise and correct in all their opinions, I dedicate the following. Welcome to the real world you idiot.
*Unlike the educated buffoon who assumes that only those who are college educated possess knowledge, intelligence and learning, I do not assume that everyone who is college educated is, well, need I say it?